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my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!


you ignorant fool

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I met a couple of awesome people (The Animal In ME) at a small show in Salt Lake City, Utah. They were so cool! They were chill when I asked them to take a pic with me and they even stopped to talk with my friend and me for a bit. Sorry, I’m talking about Laura and Shane from The Animal In Me. They got the show freaking so pumping! They brought people up on stage with them. Everyone was having so much fun. I can’t believe that I got to meet those two. It was a little awkward hugging Laura. I didn’t know where to put my hand, but she was still really cool. I didn’t get to see Shane until after the show. My friend and I found his beanie so we went to return it to him. Maybe we should have kept it… 

Oh damn, my friend just got a little bit famous!!!


Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

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*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

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trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

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doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude


People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

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